WHO RUNS THIS PLACE?
my name is chuck! and no, that's not my real name... but you're gonna call me it, dammit! and also no, this is NOT weird al's actual website. you can find that here. sorry to disappoint. also, sorry if you're looking at this site on a mobile phone. try going on horizontal mode for optimal viewing!
CHUCK? TELL ME MORE!
oh, if you insist. my pronouns are she/it, because i'm the shit. it/she because i have lice (not really). i'm 18, i've got auDHD, i'm puerto rican+white, bisexual, obnoxious, my shoe size is 7 1/2, and i'm near-sighted. so if you want to attack me, you'd better do it from a distance!
WHAT ABOUT BEFORE I FOLLOW?
do not compare my art/ocs to other artists/characters. be fully prepared to agree unthinkingly to every opinion and thought i post. by proceeding, you are hereby signing away all individual thought and swear to become a mindless drone that praises, promotes, and hypes up chuck vespa on any platform it may travel to. you understand i am the greatest and wisest person to grace your feed. you will listen. you will obey.
CAN I INTERACT?
sure, so long as you're not: racist, homophobic, antisemetic, zionist, white supremist, pro-life, bigoted in any way basically (if my snowflake libtardedness hasn't scared you off already). oh, and if your name is "alfred matthew yankovic."
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
your guess is as good as mine.

HEY, MY ART'S ON A CD!
(11/20/23) i had the honor of designing the cover for the FuMP's 101st compilation album. it's incredible, hilarious, and incredibly hilarious! here's a song that's on the album... check out the whole thing!

MY ART'S ON ANOTHER CD!
(12/1/23) if you want to see raw and awesome colored pencil artwork (by me!) on a compact disc (yes, the disc itself!), "how bout another bunch of dumb songs from steve for no reason" is the cd for you! included with my art is a bunch of funny songs too. check it out and order it on bandcamp!
A SONG FOR ME!
(1/14/24) the awesome aforementioned steve goodie wrote a song for me as a christmas gift, and this month released it on the FuMP! i helped out with the list in the song and i'm even in the song! good luck hearing my voice. check it out! YOU HAVE TO!!!!!
FUNNIEST OF 2023!!
i was given another opportunity to create a cover for the FuMP, and this time for a compilation album! buy it here! NOW!!!! DO IT NOW!!!
SUPERDORK AND FANGIRL!
i worked with steve goodie on a fun little project called "the adventures of superdork and fangirl!" it's a half-concept half-regular album, narrated by the titular superdork (steve goodie) and fangirl (me!) listen to and buy it here! the physical cd comes in a 6 panel cardboard case, with lots of fun artwork to ogle at!

KINS

yeah. i'm one of those people. i haven't been super involved in kinning as of late (mostly because i've been uninvolved with fictional media for a little bit), but i used to be huge on it. these are the weirdos i've accumulated.

irls

still me, but lesser so

WEIRD AL SHRINE
the big one.
TROLLS SHRINE
the embarrassing one.

COLLECTION

ever since i attended my first weird al concert on october 6, 2022, i've been hooked. this freak scrapes a part of my brain i was not aware existed before. so, naturally, i've started a collection of all things "weird al" yankovic. i primarily use ebay, but i've been no stranger to mercari and other seller sites, as well as buying directly off of other people.if you're interested in more information on my items, shoot me a message on my social media.
i'm also open to scanning things from books, booklets, ect for you! just dm me. don't be a stranger!
some things are left out for brevity's sake. i'm sure you don't care about the magazine clippings. trust me, you don't. i don't even care. i just like his face.

i'm rarely open to trades as i don't normally like to collect duplicates to trade away, but if you have an offer i can't refuse, reach out to me. if you want to donate to the cause, also reach out!last updated 8/23/24wishlist : squeezebox (both versions, +all preorder gifts (socks, shirt, pennant flag)), weird al bobblehead, UHF VHS (fully red plastic), peter & the wolf (vinyl, cassette), alpocalypse VIP folder, return of vanity tour blanket (offered internationally for VIP), WTAYS alamo premiere set, placebo ep, slo-grown lp, alpocalypse LP, poodle hat cassette, lynwood cassette, prosthetic lips tribute, all longboxes, weird al star fund merch(not sure what these even look like!), any alcon merch, midnight star issues, UHF LP.wantlist (not a wishlist cuz they're less rare, just a list of things for me to get that i've been putting off so i stop forgetting) : UHF (cass single), money for nothing/beverly hillbillies (cass single), you don't love me anymore (cd & cass single), bedrock anthem (cd & cass single), permanent record 4 cassette.(if you have any of these things, from either list, message me! i may be willing to buy it off of you or consider a trade!)

physical media
12" records : self titled, in 3d, dare to be stupid, polka party, mandatory fun, eat it (jpn), LIEF hits compilation, this is the life (promo), polka party, greatest hits, even worse, beat on the brat (red/black), wtays soundtrack (glow in the dark & hot pink), straight outta lynwood (promo sampler) 7" records : my bologna/school cafeteria (promo), Another One Rides The Bus / Gotta Boogie, Ricky, eat it (x2, one cracked), i lost on jeopardy, king of suede (x2, jpn & US), this is the life, i want a new duck (x2, one promo), like a surgeon (x2, jpn & picture disc), one more minute, living with a hernia, lasagna, fat 3" records : beat on the brat cds : self titled, in 3d, dare to be stupid, polka party, even worse (x2), peter & the wolf, UHF, off the deep end(x2), alapalooza(x2), bad hair day(x3), running with scissors(x2), poodle hat(x2), straight outta lynwood(x3, one canada), alpocalypse(x3, one jpn), mandatory fun(x2), wtays soundtrack, Everything You Know Is Wrong: One Hour Radio Special, food album(x3, one jpn), permanent record, Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Collection, the essential weird al yankovic(x2,one limited edition), dr demento 20th, greatest hits, the saga begins (jpn), gump, it's all abt the pentiums, medium rarities (bootleg), dog train, flintstones OST cassette : in 3d, dare to be stupid, even worse, off the deep end, bad hair day, running with scissors(x2), greatest hits, gump, headline news, jurassic park, smells like nirvana, polka party, amish paradise, uhf (us & canada) vhs : alapalooza the videos, bad hair day the videos, compleat al, video library(x2), uhf (x3, two red spine & one yellow), bablu music dvd : alpocalypse digipak, alpocalypse live!, compleat al, uhf(x2), weird al yankovic live!, ultimate video collection, captain underpants the movie, wtays(x2, one steelbook) laserdisc : the compleat al
apparel
shirts : anime weird al, poodlehat band picture, che al, eminem/couch potato, weird al is my homeboy (khaki), i'll be mellow when i'm dead(fanmade), chairman al, mandatory fun local crew, poodlehat cover, lynwood cover, lynwood pimp al(x2), saga begins, vanity circle, vanity blue al, baseball jersey, weird al experience(grey+orange), craigslist tee, strings attached shirt, strings attached button-up, 2010 tour tee, strings attached dtbs (st augustine, fl) print shirt, strings attached velvet elvis (memphis, tn) print shirt, wtays button-up, signature local crew hats : mandatory fun beret, mandatory fun military cap, baseball cap, uhf pins : 13 small pins, 2 large pins, smells like nirvana pin, mag clipping pin, vanity tour enamel pin, white&nerdy enamel, fatman enamel, beat on the brat enamel, accordion enamel, al face enamel, nametag, vanity tour title, alapalooza, mandatory fun 4 pin set misc : cheese sandwich dogtag, strings attached jacket, white&nerdy hoodie(small), watch(x2), weird al yankovic vanity tour keychain, vanity tour tote bag, strings attached tote bag, wtays vans
literature
the authorized al, black & white & weird all over, disney adventures (4/8/91), disney adventures (1/93), the illustrated al(x2, one deluxe edition), lights camera accordion(x2, one box set), MAD magazine #533, my new teacher and me, weird al: the book, the weird accordion to al, the weird accordion to al sincere movie cash-in(x2), the weird a-coloring to al, the weird a-coloring to al cynical movie cash-in, weird al: seriously, warner bros summer&fall catalogue(1990), dog train, monkees summer tour 1987(x2), anthology book comics : MLPFF issue 34, MLPFIM issue 22, mlpfim #94
miscellaneous
100 lynwood promotional dollar bill, 2018 calendar, cheese sandwich trading card(x3), compleat al poster(unofficial), disney magazine clipping, even worse poster flat, 2x2 film slide, jukebox label, lunchbox, album magnets (unofficial), mann centre card, mandatory fun flag, che al banner(x2, one orange), al & crash test dummies clipping, lynwood pennant flag, rws backstage pass, complete trading card set, turntable mat, return of vanity tour vip pass, return of vanity tour lanyard, return of vanity tour poster, weird al mug, weird al espresso coffee ground, chia pet, regular funko pop, mad artwork print, black&white&weird all over postcards (spare set), flash drive, "weird al" yankovic guitar pick, al tv guitar pick, polka party advert, sam goody ad, WTAYS premiere menu, alapalooza promo postcards, squeezebox magnets figurines : polka power figurine, simpsons figurine, white and nerdy figurine, cheese sandwich blindbag figurine, tiny cheese, articulated cheese, alfie clone doll plushes : mom-made crochet weird al plush, cheese sandwich

COMMISSIONS

WILL DO

humans, ocs, self inserts, furries, anthros, gore/hard gore, NSFW, ships, fandoms i'm unfamiliar with, real people (case-by-case basis), animals, robots

WON'T DO

mecha, fetishes, hate/offensive artwork.

sketches
bust : $7
half body : $12
fullbody : $19
add color or greyscale : +$5

flat color
bust : $20
half body : $30
fullbody : $40

lineart
bust : $15
half body : $25
fullbody : $35
add greyscale : +$5

full color/painted
bust : $40
half body : $55
fullbody : $70

i accept paypal and cashapp. i have the right to turn down any commission for any reason. these prices are per person/character ; price can vary depending on complexity of piece, inclusion of props, ect. take this as a rough estimate!
additional characters : price multiplied by # of characters.

undetailed, simple backgrounds are free and design/color/complexity is my decision alone. specific requests have fees. the starting price for scenes/detailed backgrounds begin at $50 and may rise or fall depending on the request.